{"id":23145,"date":"2022-01-05T19:45:44","date_gmt":"2022-01-05T19:45:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/assignmenttutors.net\/blog\/lesson-3-english-homework-help\/"},"modified":"2022-01-05T19:45:44","modified_gmt":"2022-01-05T19:45:44","slug":"lesson-3-english-homework-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/assignmenttutors.net\/blog\/lesson-3-english-homework-help\/","title":{"rendered":"Lesson 3 | English homework help"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>READ THIS TEXT AND ANSWER QUESTIONS ATTACHED<\/p>\n<h2><em>The Man Who Would Be King Pages 1-13<\/em><br \/>by Rudyard Kipling<\/h2>\n<p>Published by Brentano\u2019s at<br \/>31 Union Square New York<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBrother to a Prince and fellow to a beggar if he<br \/>be found worthy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Law, as quoted, lays down a fair conduct<br \/>of life, and one not easy to follow. I<br \/>have been fellow to a beggar again and<br \/>again under circumstances which prevented<br \/>either of us finding out whether the other<br \/>was worthy. I have still to be brother to a<br \/>Prince, though I once came near to kinship<br \/>with what might have been a veritable King<br \/>and was promised the reversion of a Kingdom<br \/>\u2014army, law-courts, revenue and policy<br \/>all complete. But, to-day, I greatly fear<br \/>that my King is dead, and if I want a crown<br \/>I must go and hunt it for myself.<\/p>\n<p>The beginning of everything was in a railway<br \/>train upon the road to Mhow from<br \/>Ajmir. There had been a deficit in the<br \/>Budget, which necessitated travelling, not<br \/>Second-class, which is only half as dear as<br \/>First-class, but by Intermediate, which is<br \/>very awful indeed. There are no cushions<br \/>in the Intermediate class, and the population<br \/>are either Intermediate, which is Eurasian,<br \/>or native, which for a long night journey is<br \/>nasty; or Loafer, which is amusing though<br \/>intoxicated. Intermediates do not patronize<br \/>refreshment-rooms. They carry their food<br \/>in bundles and pots, and buy sweets from the<br \/>native sweetmeat-sellers, and drink the roadside<br \/>water. That is why in the hot weather<br \/>Intermediates are taken out of the carriages<br \/>dead, and in all weathers are most properly<br \/>looked down upon.<\/p>\n<p>My particular Intermediate happened to<br \/>be empty till I reached Nasirabad, when a<br \/>huge gentleman in shirt-sleeves entered,<br \/>and, following the custom of Intermediates,<br \/>passed the time of day. He was a wanderer<br \/>and a vagabond like myself, but with an<br \/>educated taste for whiskey. He told tales<br \/>of things he had seen and done, of out-of-the-way<br \/>corners of the Empire into which he<br \/>had penetrated, and of adventures in which<br \/>he risked his life for a few days\u2019 food.<br \/>\u201cIf India was filled with men like you and<br \/>me, not knowing more than the crows where<br \/>they\u2019d get their next day\u2019s rations, it isn\u2019t<br \/>seventy millions of revenue the land would<br \/>be paying\u2014it\u2019s seven hundred million,\u201d said<br \/>he; and as I looked at his mouth and chin I<br \/>was disposed to agree with him. We talked<br \/>politics\u2014the politics of Loaferdom that sees<br \/>things from the underside where the lath<br \/>and plaster is not smoothed off\u2014and we<br \/>talked postal arrangements because my<br \/>friend wanted to send a telegram back from<br \/>the next station to Ajmir, which is the<br \/>turning-off place from the Bombay to the<br \/>Mhow line as you travel westward. My<br \/>friend had no money beyond eight annas<br \/>which he wanted for dinner, and I had no<br \/>money at all, owing to the hitch in the<br \/>Budget before mentioned. Further, I was<br \/>going into a wilderness where, though I<br \/>should resume touch with the Treasury,<br \/>there were no telegraph offices. I was,<br \/>therefore, unable to help him in any way.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe might threaten a Station-master,<br \/>and make him send a wire on tick,\u201d said<br \/>my friend, \u201cbut that\u2019d mean inquiries for<br \/>you and for me, and I\u2019ve got my hands full<br \/>these days. Did you say you are travelling<br \/>back along this line within any days?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWithin ten,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCan\u2019t you make it eight?\u201d said he.<br \/>\u201cMine is rather urgent business.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can send your telegram within ten<br \/>days if that will serve you,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI couldn\u2019t trust the wire to fetch him<br \/>now I think of it. It\u2019s this way. He leaves<br \/>Delhi on the 23d for Bombay. That means<br \/>he\u2019ll be running through Ajmir about the<br \/>night of the 23d.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut I\u2019m going into the Indian Desert,\u201d<br \/>I explained.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell and good,\u201d said he. \u201cYou\u2019ll be<br \/>changing at Marwar Junction to get into<br \/>Jodhpore territory\u2014you must do that\u2014and<br \/>he\u2019ll be coming through Marwar Junction<br \/>in the early morning of the 24th by the<br \/>Bombay Mail. Can you be at Marwar<br \/>Junction on that time? \u2019Twon\u2019t be inconveniencing<br \/>you because I know that there\u2019s<br \/>precious few pickings to be got out of these<br \/>Central India States\u2014even though you pretend<br \/>to be correspondent of the Backwoodsman.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHave you ever tried that trick?\u201d I<br \/>asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAgain and again, but the Residents find<br \/>you out, and then you get escorted to the<br \/>Border before you\u2019ve time to get your knife<br \/>into them. But about my friend here. I<br \/>must give him a word o\u2019 mouth to tell him<br \/>what\u2019s come to me or else he won\u2019t know<br \/>where to go. I would take it more than<br \/>kind of you if you was to come out of Central<br \/>India in time to catch him at Marwar<br \/>Junction, and say to him:\u2014\u2018He has gone<br \/>South for the week.\u2019 He\u2019ll know what that<br \/>means. He\u2019s a big man with a red beard,<br \/>and a great swell he is. You\u2019ll find him<br \/>sleeping like a gentleman with all his luggage<br \/>round him in a second-class compartment.<br \/>But don\u2019t you be afraid. Slip down<br \/>the window, and say:\u2014\u2018He has gone South<br \/>for the week,\u2019 and he\u2019ll tumble. It\u2019s only<br \/>cutting your time of stay in those parts by<br \/>two days. I ask you as a stranger\u2014going to<br \/>the West,\u201d he said with emphasis.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere have you come from?\u201d said I.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFrom the East,\u201d said he, \u201cand I am<br \/>hoping that you will give him the message<br \/>on the Square\u2014for the sake of my Mother<br \/>as well as your own.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Englishmen are not usually softened by<br \/>appeals to the memory of their mothers, but<br \/>for certain reasons, which will be fully apparent,\u00a0<br \/>I saw fit to agree.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s more than a little matter,\u201d said he,<br \/>\u201cand that\u2019s why I ask you to do it\u2014and<br \/>now I know that I can depend on you doing<br \/>it. A second-class carriage at Marwar Junction,<br \/>and a red-haired man asleep in it.<br \/>You\u2019ll be sure to remember. I get out at<br \/>the next station, and I must hold on there<br \/>till he comes or sends me what I want.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ll give the message if I catch him,\u201d I<br \/>said, \u201cand for the sake of your Mother as<br \/>well as mine I\u2019ll give you a word of advice.<br \/>Don\u2019t try to run the Central India States<br \/>just now as the correspondent of the Backwoodsman.<br \/>There\u2019s a real one knocking<br \/>about here, and it might lead to trouble.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThank you,\u201d said he simply, \u201cand when<br \/>will the swine be gone? I can\u2019t starve because<br \/>he\u2019s ruining my work. I wanted to<br \/>get hold of the Degumber Rajah down here<br \/>about his father\u2019s widow, and give him a<br \/>jump.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat did he do to his father\u2019s widow,<br \/>then?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFilled her up with red pepper and slippered<br \/>her to death as she hung from a beam.<br \/>I found that out myself and I\u2019m the only<br \/>man that would dare going into the State to<br \/>get hush-money for it. They\u2019ll try to poison<br \/>me, same as they did in Chortumna<br \/>when I went on the loot there. But you\u2019ll<br \/>give the man at Marwar Junction my message?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He got out at a little roadside station, and<br \/>I reflected. I had heard, more than once, of<br \/>men personating correspondents of newspapers<br \/>and bleeding small Native States with<br \/>threats of exposure, but I had never met any<br \/>of the caste before. They lead a hard life,<br \/>and generally die with great suddenness.<br \/>The Native States have a wholesome horror<br \/>of English newspapers, which may throw<br \/>light on their peculiar methods of government,<br \/>and do their best to choke correspondents<br \/>with champagne, or drive them out of<br \/>their mind with four-in-hand barouches.<br \/>They do not understand that nobody cares a<br \/>straw for the internal administration of Native<br \/>States so long as oppression and crime<br \/>are kept within decent limits, and the ruler<br \/>is not drugged, drunk, or diseased from one<br \/>end of the year to the other. Native States<br \/>were created by Providence in order to supply<br \/>picturesque scenery, tigers and tall-writing.<br \/>They are the dark places of the earth,<br \/>full of unimaginable cruelty, touching the<br \/>Railway and the Telegraph on one side, and,<br \/>on the other, the days of Harun-al-Raschid.<br \/>When I left the train I did business with<br \/>divers Kings, and in eight days passed<br \/>through many changes of life. Sometimes I<br \/>wore dress-clothes and consorted with Princes<br \/>and Politicals, drinking from crystal and<br \/>eating from silver. Sometimes I lay out<br \/>upon the ground and devoured what I could<br \/>get, from a plate made of a flapjack, and<br \/>drank the running water, and slept under<br \/>the same rug as my servant. It was all in a<br \/>day\u2019s work.<\/p>\n<p>Then I headed for the Great Indian Desert<br \/>upon the proper date, as I had promised, and<br \/>the night Mail set me down at Marwar Junction,<br \/>where a funny little, happy-go-lucky,<br \/>native managed railway runs to Jodhpore.<br \/>The Bombay Mail from Delhi makes a short<br \/>halt at Marwar. She arrived as I got in,<br \/>and I had just time to hurry to her platform<br \/>and go down the carriages. There was only<br \/>one second-class on the train. I slipped the<br \/>window and looked down upon a flaming<br \/>red beard, half covered by a railway rug.<br \/>That was my man, fast asleep, and I dug him<br \/>gently in the ribs. He woke with a grunt<br \/>and I saw his face in the light of the lamps.<br \/>It was a great and shining face.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTickets again?\u201d said he.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d said I. \u201cI am to tell you that he<br \/>is gone South for the week. He is gone<br \/>South for the week!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The train had begun to move out. The<br \/>red man rubbed his eyes. \u201cHe has gone<br \/>South for the week,\u201d he repeated. \u201cNow<br \/>that\u2019s just like his impudence. Did he say<br \/>that I was to give you anything?\u2014\u2019Cause I<br \/>won\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe didn\u2019t,\u201d I said and dropped away,<br \/>and watched the red lights die out in the<br \/>dark. It was horribly cold because the wind<br \/>was blowing off the sands. I climbed into<br \/>my own train\u2014not an Intermediate Carriage<br \/>this time\u2014and went to sleep.<\/p>\n<p>If the man with the beard had given me a<br \/>rupee I should have kept it as a memento of<br \/>a rather curious affair. But the consciousness<br \/>of having done my duty was my only<br \/>reward.<\/p>\n<p>Later on I reflected that two gentlemen<br \/>like my friends could not do any good if<br \/>they foregathered and personated correspondents<br \/>of newspapers, and might, if they<br \/>\u201cstuck up\u201d one of the little rat-trap states of<br \/>Central India or Southern Rajputana, get<br \/>themselves into serious difficulties. I therefore<br \/>took some trouble to describe them as<br \/>accurately as I could remember to people<br \/>who would be interested in deporting them;<br \/>and succeeded, so I was later informed, in<br \/>having them headed back from the Degumber<br \/>borders.<\/p>\n<p>Then I became respectable, and returned<br \/>to an Office where there were no Kings and<br \/>no incidents except the daily manufacture of<br \/>a newspaper. A newspaper office seems to<br \/>attract every conceivable sort of person, to<br \/>the prejudice of discipline. Zenana-mission<br \/>ladies arrive, and beg that the Editor will instantly<br \/>abandon all his duties to describe a<br \/>Christian prize-giving in a back-slum of a<br \/>perfectly inaccessible village; Colonels who<br \/>have been overpassed for commands sit<br \/>down and sketch the outline of a series of<br \/>ten, twelve, or twenty-four leading articles<br \/>on Seniority versus Selection; missionaries<br \/>wish to know why they have not been permitted<br \/>to escape from their regular vehicles<br \/>of abuse and swear at a brother-missionary<br \/>under special patronage of the editorial We;<br \/>stranded theatrical companies troop up to explain<br \/>that they cannot pay for their advertisements,<br \/>but on their return from New<br \/>Zealand or Tahiti will do so with interest;<br \/>inventors of patent punkah-pulling machines,<br \/>carriage couplings and unbreakable<br \/>swords and axle-trees call with specifications<br \/>in their pockets and hours at their disposal;<br \/>tea-companies enter and elaborate their prospectuses<br \/>with the office pens; secretaries of<br \/>ball-committees clamor to have the glories<br \/>of their last dance more fully expounded;<br \/>strange ladies rustle in and say:\u2014\u201cI want a<br \/>hundred lady\u2019s cards printed at once, please,\u201d<br \/>which is manifestly part of an Editor\u2019s duty;<br \/>and every dissolute ruffian that ever tramped<br \/>the Grand Trunk Road makes it his business<br \/>to ask for employment as a proof-reader.<br \/>And, all the time, the telephone-bell is ringing<br \/>madly, and Kings are being killed on the<br \/>Continent, and Empires are saying, \u201cYou\u2019re<br \/>another,\u201d and Mister Gladstone is calling<br \/>down brimstone upon the British Dominions,<br \/>and the little black copy-boys are whining,<br \/>\u201ckaa-pi chayha-yeh\u201d (copy wanted) like<br \/>tired bees, and most of the paper is as blank<br \/>as Modred\u2019s shield.<\/p>\n<p>But that is the amusing part of the year.<br \/>There are other six months wherein none<br \/>ever come to call, and the thermometer<br \/>walks inch by inch up to the top of the glass,<br \/>and the office is darkened to just above reading<br \/>light, and the press machines are red-hot<br \/>of touch, and nobody writes anything but<br \/>accounts of amusements in the Hill-stations<br \/>or obituary notices. Then the telephone becomes<br \/>a tinkling terror, because it tells you<br \/>of the sudden deaths of men and women<br \/>that you knew intimately, and the prickly-heat<br \/>covers you as with a garment, and you<br \/>sit down and write:\u2014\u201cA slight increase of<br \/>sickness is reported from the Khuda Janta<br \/>Khan District. The outbreak is purely sporadic<br \/>in its nature, and, thanks to the energetic<br \/>efforts of the District authorities, is now<br \/>almost at an end. It is, however, with deep<br \/>regret we record the death, etc.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Then the sickness really breaks out, and<br \/>the less recording and reporting the better<br \/>for the peace of the subscribers. But the<br \/>Empires and the Kings continue to divert<br \/>themselves as selfishly as before, and the<br \/>foreman thinks that a daily paper really<br \/>ought to come out once in twenty-four hours,<br \/>and all the people at the Hill-stations in the<br \/>middle of their amusements say:\u2014\u201cGood<br \/>gracious! Why can\u2019t the paper be sparkling?<br \/>I\u2019m sure there\u2019s plenty going on up here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That is the dark half of the moon, and, as<br \/>the advertisements say, \u201cmust be experienced<br \/>to be appreciated.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It was in that season, and a remarkably<br \/>evil season, that the paper began running<br \/>the last issue of the week <span><span>on Saturday<\/span><\/span> night,<br \/>which is to say <span><span>Sunday<\/span><\/span> morning, after the<br \/>custom of a London paper. This was a<br \/>great convenience, for immediately after the<br \/>paper was put to bed, the dawn would lower<br \/>the thermometer from 96\u00b0 to almost 84\u00b0 for<br \/>almost half an hour, and in that chill\u2014you<br \/>have no idea how cold is 84\u00b0 on the grass<br \/>until you begin to pray for it\u2014a very tired<br \/>man could set off to sleep ere the heat<br \/>roused him.<\/p>\n<p>One <span><span>Saturday<\/span><\/span> night it was my pleasant<br \/>duty to put the paper to bed alone. A King<br \/>or courtier or a courtesan or a community<br \/>was going to die or get a new Constitution,<br \/>or do something that was important on the<br \/>other side of the world, and the paper was to<br \/>be held open till the latest possible minute<br \/>in order to catch the telegram. It was a<br \/>pitchy black night, as stifling as a June night<br \/>can be, and the loo, the red-hot wind from<br \/>the westward, was booming among the tinder-dry<br \/>trees and pretending that the rain<br \/>was on its heels. Now and again a spot of<br \/>almost boiling water would fall on the dust<br \/>with the flop of a frog, but all our weary<br \/>world knew that was only pretence. It was<br \/>a shade cooler in the press-room than the<br \/>office, so I sat there, while the type ticked<br \/>and clicked, and the night-jars hooted at the<br \/>windows, and the all but naked compositors<br \/>wiped the sweat from their foreheads<br \/>and called for water. The thing that was<br \/>keeping us back, whatever it was, would not<br \/>come off, though the loo dropped and the<br \/>last type was set, and the whole round earth<br \/>stood still in the choking heat, with its finger<br \/>on its lip, to wait the event. I drowsed, and<br \/>wondered whether the telegraph was a blessing,<br \/>and whether this dying man, or struggling<br \/>people, was aware of the inconvenience<br \/>the delay was causing. There was no special<br \/>reason beyond the heat and worry to make<br \/>tension, but, as the clock-hands crept up to<br \/><span><span>three o\u2019clock<\/span><\/span> and the machines spun their<br \/>fly-wheels two and three times to see that all<br \/>was in order, before I said the word that<br \/>would set them off, I could have shrieked<br \/>aloud.<\/p>\n<p>Then the roar and rattle of the wheels<br \/>shivered the quiet into little bits. I rose to<br \/>go away, but two men in white clothes stood<br \/>in front of me. The first one said:\u2014\u201cIt\u2019s<br \/>him!\u201d The second said \u2014\u201cSo it is!\u201d And<br \/>they both laughed almost as loudly as the<br \/>machinery roared, and mopped their foreheads.<br \/>\u201cWe see there was a light burning<br \/>across the road and we were sleeping in<br \/>that ditch there for coolness, and I said to<br \/>my friend here, the office is open. Let\u2019s<br \/>come along and speak to him as turned us<br \/>back from the Degumber State,\u201d said the<br \/>smaller of the two. He was the man I had<br \/>met in the Mhow train, and his fellow was<br \/>the red-bearded man of Marwar Junction.<br \/>There was no mistaking the eyebrows of the<br \/>one or the beard of the other.<\/p>\n<p>I was not pleased, because I wished to go<br \/>to sleep, not to squabble with loafers.<br \/>\u201cWhat do you want?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHalf an hour\u2019s talk with you cool and<br \/>comfortable, in the office,\u201d said the red-bearded<br \/>man. \u201cWe\u2019d like some drink\u2014the<br \/>Contrack doesn\u2019t begin yet, Peachey, so you<br \/>needn\u2019t look\u2014but what we really want is<br \/>advice. We don\u2019t want money. We ask<br \/>you as a favor, because you did us a bad<br \/>turn about Degumber.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I led from the press-room to the stifling<br \/>office with the maps on the walls, and the<br \/>red-haired man rubbed his hands. \u201cThat\u2019s<br \/>something like,\u201d said he. \u201cThis was the<br \/>proper shop to come to. Now, Sir, let me<br \/>introduce to you Brother Peachey Carnehan,<br \/>that\u2019s him, and Brother Daniel Dravot, that<br \/>is me, and the less said about our professions<br \/>the better, for we have been most things in<br \/>our time. Soldier, sailor, compositor, photographer,<br \/>proof-reader, street-preacher, and<br \/>correspondents of the Backwoodsman when<br \/>we thought the paper wanted one. Carnehan<br \/>is sober, and so am I. Look at us first<br \/>and see that\u2019s sure. It will save you cutting<br \/>into my talk. We\u2019ll take one of your cigars<br \/>apiece, and you shall see us light.\u201d<br \/>I watched the test. The men were absolutely<br \/>sober, so I gave them each a tepid<br \/>peg.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell and good,\u201d said Carnehan of the<br \/>eyebrows, wiping the froth from his mustache.<br \/>\u201cLet me talk now, Dan. We have<br \/>been all over India, mostly on foot. We<br \/>have been boiler-fitters, engine-drivers, petty<br \/>contractors, and all that, and we have decided<br \/>that India isn\u2019t big enough for such<br \/>as us.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>They certainly were too big for the office.<br \/>Dravot\u2019s beard seemed to fill half the room<br \/>and Carnehan\u2019s shoulders the other half, as<br \/>they sat on the big table. Carnehan continued:<br \/>\u2014\u201cThe country isn\u2019t half worked<br \/>out because they that governs it won\u2019t let<br \/>you touch it. They spend all their blessed<br \/>time in governing it, and you can\u2019t lift a<br \/>spade, nor chip a rock, nor look for oil, nor<br \/>anything like that without all the Government<br \/>saying\u2014\u2018Leave it alone and let us<br \/>govern.\u2019 Therefore, such as it is, we will let<br \/>it alone, and go away to some other place<br \/>where a man isn\u2019t crowded and can come to<br \/>his own. We are not little men, and there<br \/>is nothing that we are afraid of except Drink,<br \/>and we have signed a Contrack on that.<br \/>Therefore, we are going away to be Kings.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cKings in our own right,\u201d muttered<br \/>Dravot.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, of course,\u201d I said. \u201cYou\u2019ve been<br \/>tramping in the sun, and it\u2019s a very warm<br \/>night, and hadn\u2019t you better sleep over the<br \/>notion? Come to-morrow.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNeither drunk nor sunstruck,\u201d said<br \/>Dravot. \u201cWe have slept over the notion<br \/>half a year, and require to see Books and<br \/>Atlases, and we have decided that there is<br \/>only one place now in the world that two<br \/>strong men can Sar-a-whack. They call it<br \/>Kafiristan. By my reckoning its the top<br \/>right-hand corner of Afghanistan, not more<br \/>than three hundred miles from Peshawar.<br \/>They have two and thirty heathen idols there,<br \/>and we\u2019ll be the thirty-third. It\u2019s a mountainous<br \/>country, and the women of those<br \/>parts are very beautiful.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut that is provided against in the Contrack,\u201d<br \/>said Carnehan. \u201cNeither Women<br \/>nor Liquor, Daniel.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd that\u2019s all we know, except that no<br \/>one has gone there, and they fight, and in<br \/>any place where they fight a man who<br \/>knows how to drill men can always be a<br \/>King. We shall go to those parts and say<br \/>to any King we find\u2014\u2018D\u2019 you want to vanquish<br \/>your foes?\u2019 and we will show him<br \/>how to drill men; for that we know better<br \/>than anything else. Then we will subvert<br \/>that King and seize his Throne and establish<br \/>a Dy-nasty.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019ll be cut to pieces before you\u2019re<br \/>fifty miles across the Border,\u201d I said.<br \/>\u201cYou have to travel through Afghanistan<br \/>to get to that country. It\u2019s one mass of<br \/>mountains and peaks and glaciers, and no<br \/>Englishman has been through it. The people<br \/>are utter brutes, and even if you reached<br \/>them you couldn\u2019t do anything.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s more like,\u201d said Carnehan. \u201cIf<br \/>you could think us a little more mad we<br \/>would be more pleased. We have come to<br \/>you to know about this country, to read a<br \/>book about it, and to be shown maps. We<br \/>want you to tell us that we are fools and to<br \/>show us your books.\u201d He turned to the<br \/>book-cases.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you at all in earnest?\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA little,\u201d said Dravot, sweetly. \u201cAs big<br \/>a map as you have got, even if it\u2019s all blank<br \/>where Kafiristan is, and any books you\u2019ve<br \/>got. We can read, though we aren\u2019t very<br \/>educated.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I uncased the big thirty-two-miles-to-the-inch<br \/>map of India, and two smaller Frontier<br \/>maps, hauled down volume INF-KAN of<br \/>the Encyclop\u00e6dia Britannica, and the men<br \/>consulted them.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSee here!\u201d said Dravot, his thumb on<br \/>the map. \u201cUp to Jagdallak, Peachey and<br \/>me know the road. We was there with<br \/>Roberts\u2019s Army. We\u2019ll have to turn off to<br \/>the right at Jagdallak through Laghmann<br \/>territory. Then we get among the hills\u2014<br \/>fourteen thousand feet\u2014fifteen thousand\u2014<br \/>it will be cold work there, but it don\u2019t look<br \/>very far on the map.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I handed him Wood on the Sources of<br \/>the Oxus. Carnehan was deep in the Encyclop\u00e6dia.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey\u2019re a mixed lot,\u201d said Dravot, reflectively;<br \/>\u201cand it won\u2019t help us to know<br \/>the names of their tribes. The more tribes<br \/>the more they\u2019ll fight, and the better for us.<br \/>From Jagdallak to Ashang. H\u2019mm!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut all the information about the country<br \/>is as sketchy and inaccurate as can be,\u201d<br \/>I protested. \u201cNo one knows anything<br \/>about it really. Here\u2019s the file of the<br \/>United Services\u2019 Institute. Read what Bellew<br \/>says.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBlow Bellew!\u201d said Carnehan. \u201cDan,<br \/>they\u2019re an all-fired lot of heathens, but this<br \/>book here says they think they\u2019re related to<br \/>us English.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I smoked while the men pored over<br \/>Raverty, Wood, the maps and the Encyclop\u00e6dia.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere is no use your waiting,\u201d said<br \/>Dravot, politely. \u201cIt\u2019s about <span><span>four o\u2019clock<\/span><\/span><br \/>now. We\u2019ll go before <span><span>six o\u2019clock<\/span><\/span> if you<br \/>want to sleep, and we won\u2019t steal any of<br \/>the papers. Don\u2019t you sit up. We\u2019re two<br \/>harmless lunatics, and if you come, to-morrow<br \/>evening, down to the Serai we\u2019ll say<br \/>good-by to you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou are two fools,\u201d I answered. \u201cYou\u2019ll<br \/>be turned back at the Frontier or cut up the<br \/>minute you set foot in Afghanistan. Do<br \/>you want any money or a recommendation<br \/>down-country? I can help you to the<br \/>chance of work next week.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNext week we shall be hard at work ourselves,<br \/>thank you,\u201d said Dravot. \u201cIt isn\u2019t<br \/>so easy being a King as it looks. When<br \/>we\u2019ve got our Kingdom in going order we\u2019ll<br \/>let you know, and you can come up and help<br \/>us to govern it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWould two lunatics make a Contrack<br \/>like that!\u201d said Carnehan, with subdued<br \/>pride, showing me a greasy half-sheet of note-paper<br \/>on which was written the following.<br \/>I copied it, then and there, as a curiosity:\u2014<\/p>\n<p>This Contract between me and you persuing witnesseth<br \/>in the name of God\u2014Amen and so forth.<br \/>\u00a0 (One) That me and you will settle this matter together:<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 i.e., to be Kings of Kafiristan.<br \/>\u00a0 (Two) That you and me will not while this matter is<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 being settled, look at any Liquor, nor any<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Woman black, white or brown, so as to get<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 mixed up with one or the other harmful.<br \/>\u00a0 (Three) That we conduct ourselves with Dignity and<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Discretion, and if one of us gets into trouble<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 the other will stay by him.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 Signed by you and me this day.<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Peachey Taliaferro Carnehan.<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Daniel Dravot.<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Both Gentlemen at Large.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere was no need for the last article,\u201d<br \/>said Carnehan, blushing modestly; \u201cbut it<br \/>looks regular. Now you know the sort of<br \/>men that loafers are\u2014we are loafers, Dan,<br \/>until we get out of India\u2014and do you think<br \/>that we could sign a Contrack like that<br \/>unless we was in earnest? We have kept<br \/>away from the two things that make life<br \/>worth having.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou won\u2019t enjoy your lives much longer<br \/>if you are going to try this idiotic adventure.<br \/>Don\u2019t set the office on fire,\u201d I said, \u201cand go<br \/>away before <span><span>nine o\u2019clock<\/span><\/span>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I left them still poring over the maps and<br \/>making notes on the back of the \u201cContrack.\u201d<br \/>\u201cBe sure to come down to the Serai to-morrow,\u201d<br \/>were their parting words.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>READ THIS TEXT AND ANSWER QUESTIONS ATTACHED The Man Who Would Be King Pages 1-13by Rudyard Kipling Published by Brentano\u2019s at31 Union Square New York \u201cBrother to a Prince and fellow to a beggar if hebe found worthy.\u201d The Law, as quoted, lays down a fair conductof life, and one not easy to follow. 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